Saturday, May 26, 2007

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Mature Content Warning! The following article contains the phrase "moist, soapy perfection".

If Wanting To See Vaginas Is A Crime, Then I, Your Honor, Am Guilty

The Onion

If Wanting To See Vaginas Is A Crime, Then I, Your Honor, Am Guilty

I stand before you today accused of wrongdoing, with my reputation called into question before the entire community. But in truth, I am no more...

Sunday, May 20, 2007

The Nock Sister's Come To Town

Brenda, Carol & Alana, Natalie, Leslie and Anne


Brenda and Anne came to town for a visit this weekend. On Sunday, Carol had us over to meet the newest member of the clan - Amanda's daughter Alana. That makes Natalie a great-aunt.


Natalie and her Great-Niece Alana

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Bishopville Blow-Out

We went down to Bishopville for Mellisa's high school graduation party today. We had a great time. Pictures from the party are online at - http://picasaweb.google.com/TJMK50/MelissaSGraduationParty

Mellisa and her grandparents, Ray and Eve

Friday, May 18, 2007

The Residents

Gary Flowers Guitars

Gary being interviewed on "The Signal"

I've been trying to post Gary's interview on "The Signal" radio show but I can't find a link to it. I'll have to put my mp3 of it up somewhere and link to that. Until then, you can check out Gary's Website and a free "abstact" from an interview he did with the Sunpapers in 2000.

OK, I put the interview up on Odeo. Double-click the play button in the Odeo player below to listen to it. You might have to click the play button again if it doesn't start. It might work - Odeo seems to be a mess these days.



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What happened to JonPoi?


Thursday, May 17, 2007

What Was That?


Today, the blog archive months starting showing up in German! I had to remove the blog archive page element and then add it again to get back to English.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Amen Brother!

Dept. Of Evil: All Of You Must Die

The Onion

Dept. Of Evil: 'All Of You Must Die'

WASHINGTON, DC-The department warned that all necks would feel the steely bite of its soul-thirsty axe as soon as funding is approved.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

At The Drive-In, May 4th, 2007

Matthew, Jeremy and I went to the Bengies last night. Here's the breakdown:


  • Are We Done Yet? It was pretty funny - at first, but then like every other crappy comedy, it had to get serious.
  • Spiderman III It was good but I'm not a big fan of the whole franchise. The young'uns liked it. I found out later that I slept though one of the best parts - the whole black suit/subway fight with the Sandman.
  • Ghost Rider The best of the bunch, I thought, although the ending was weak. Peter Fonda and the actor from American Beauty were great as the bad guys.

The Bengies was packed! They even had cars parked behind the concession stand. And it was cold (it was supposed to get down to 40 and it felt like it).

D.Vogel sent out an email about the traffic jam outside the Bengies Friday night.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Becky, Mike and Nelson in Ocean City's St.Patrick's Day Parade

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Jocelyn Goes To College


Harford Community College Athletics will be welcoming four outstanding Harford County athletes, Cynthia Foster, Chelsea Funk, Katie Irwin and Jocelyn Kelly. The students are part of the 2008 recruiting class for women’s softball, led by head coach Steven Cooley. The students signed the National Junior College Athletic Association National Letter of Intent Feb 28 in the Chesapeake Center Board Room. All four students will be receiving full tuition scholarships to HCC. “I am excited for these four students who have decided early to choose Harford first, not only for their academic path but for their intercollegiate athletic experience, specifically softball. They will be an excellent addition to the softball program and the college,” said HCC Athletic Director Donna C. Grove in a press release. The athletes have all made names for themselves at their Harford County high schools.

Cynthia Foster, an outfielder from Bel Air, attends C. Milton Wright. Foster was a First Team All-Harford County player last year and First Team All-Metro. In addition, she was named the Baltimore Sun’s Harford County Player of the Year. She has been recruited by NCAA institutions. Foster plans to major in physical therapy. Pitcher Chelsea Funk of Rising Sun also attends C. Milton Wright. Funk has been a two-time First Team All- Harford County. Funk was the starting and winning pitcher for state champion CMW. Funk also has a record of 102 wins as a member of the Churchville Lightning softball team. Katie Irwin is a pitcher from Edgewood and attends Harford Tech. Irwin’s athletic accomplishments include being All-Harford County Pitcher. Irwin was the number one pitcher for the Upper Chesapeake Bay Athletic Conference champion Tech. Irwin plans to major in nutrition. Jocelyn Kelly is an outfielder from Fallston. As a student athlete at Fallston High School, Kelly is a versatile player who can play any outfield position, catch, or be a designated hitter. Kelly participates with the Churchville Lightning. Her intended major at Harford Community College is nursing.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Irish Music

Sunpapers: 3/15/92

Author: J.D.Considine

Mother Machree! So many varieties of Irish music - and it's still evolving.

As anybody in the business can tell you, St.Patrick's Day is to Irish music what Christmas is to carols. This is when the kiss-me-I'm-Irish crowd gets in the mood for hearing of the green, and the record industry is more than happy to olbige, pumping out Irish music as eagerly as bars serve green beer.

But What, precisely is Irish music?

Is it the pipes-and-fiddles purism of the Chieftains? The rowdy jokes and folk songs merriment of the Clancy Brothers? The rock-oriented eclecticism of Luka Bloom? Or the Tin Pan Alley sentiment of "My Wild Irish Rose" and "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"? Clearly, each has a claim on the term "Irish music," as do the sonatas of John Field or the rock recordings of U2 and Sinead O'Connor. It's just that some songs or performers seem more Irish than others to the average American, and it's worth taking a look at why.


Let's start with the seasonally marketed "St.Patrick's Day Celebration" (Legacy 48694), an album clearly intended to catch the eye of the shamrocks and leprechauns contingent. In it, we find all manner of music, from the Dubliners singing "Croppy Boy" to the Chieftains ripping through "March from Oscar and Malvina," to Kate Smith's version of "Molly Malone." It's Irish music, all right, as sure as the album is green - but such a confusing catch-all that it's unlikely to completely please any listener. Take, for example, the selections by Morton Downey and Kate Smith. Although Downey is today known mostly for having sired obnoxious talk-show host Morton Downey Jr., the elder Downey was one of the most popular Irish tenors of his time, with a wonderful, lyric tone and an easy, mellifluous delivery. Lovely as his voice was, however, his taste in material ranged from the maudlin to the cartoonish. This album includes examples of both, starting with "It's The Same Old Shillelagh," a head-bashing tribute to filial loyalty that was one of Downey's trademarks, and an overwrought reading of "When Irish Eyes Are smiling." Still, as sickeningly sentimental as Downey's performance is, Kate Smith's lachrymose rendition of "Mother Machree" is even worse, a paean to motherhood that would make even greetin card writers blush. This, though, was for years the sort of music most Americans thought of when St. Patricks Day rolled around. Most of that was simply a matter of lyrical references, for there was little intrinsically Irish about the music itself. Indeed, Mitch miller's recently re-issued "Favorite Irish Sing-A- Longs" (Legacy 48674) packs "Mother Machree" and "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" alongside such obviously non-Hibernian compositions as "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean" and "School Days" with no discernable stylistic stain. (Then again, Miller-ized material was nothing if not homogenous: this, remember, is a man who made "Give Peace A Chance" sound like "The Yellow Rose Of Texas.")


Still, the American notion of what Irish music sounded like didn't really begin to change until the late 50's, when the Clancy Brothers with Tommy Makem began making their mark. Although there was no disputing the genuineness of the group's material, which mixed traditional folk songs with rousing rebel songs (up-the-English tunes left over from the Irish Rebellion) and witty novelty numbers, the group's sound was anything but purely Irish. In truth, it was solidly American, owing much to banjo-and-guitar groups like the Weavers or the Kingston Trio, but that hardly hurt the group with the Irish market. The Clancys and Makem were wildly popular together, and if their three songs on the "St.Patrick's Day Celebration" collection aren't enough, there's plenty more on the newly digitized "Luck of the Irish" (Legacy 47900). A concert recording, it offers a fair sampling of the group's stylistic range, from light-hearted comic stuff like "The Old Orange Flute" and "Mr. Moses Ri- Tooral-I-Ay" to powerfully political songs along the lines of "Gallant Forty Two" and "Four Green Fields." If only Sony Music, Legacy's parent company, had seen fit to issue a more comprehensive collection than this 33-minute trifle - that'd really be something to celebrate.


Another aspect of Irish music included on the "St.Pat's" album is instrumental dance music, represented here by the Gallowglass Cieli Band and the Chieftains, two different sides of the same coin. Ireland has a rich tradition of instrumental music, from the court harpers of the royal age to the flute and fiddle virtuosos of today, but perhaps the most enduring instrumental tradition of all is the ceile (pronounced hay-lee) band. These are mixed instrument combos which play jigs, reels, marches and slides for step-dancers, and though the Gallowglass Ceile band, with its accordion and tenor sax front line, isn't terribly traditional, its strictly functional rendering of tunes like "Haste to the Wedding" and "St.Anne's Reel" is typical of the way such music is played at dances even today.

That isn't the only way Irish instrumental music is played, though, and for that we have the Chieftains to thank. Celebrated (and deservedly so) as the foremost exponents of Irish traditional music, the group has adapted the virtuosity of Irish solo instrumentalists to the ensemble approach of ceili bands - and in so doing, reinvented the idea of Irish folk music. Given the group's astonishing productivity - 21 albums in 28 years, not counting film scores and solo projects - the two tunes included on the "St.Pat's" album seem barely worth mentioning. Perhaps that's why the label has also issued the 12-song compilation, "The Best of the Chieftains" (Legacy 48693). Granted, the title overstates things more than a little, inasmuch as this best-of draws from only three of the group's albums (the ones which just happen to be in the Sony catalog), but the music is enjoyable enough, presenting an impressive sampling of the sort of rigorous classicism that made the Chieftains leaders in the Irish folk revival. Even so, all it takes is a single listen to the latest Chieftains album, "An Irish Evening" (RCA Victor 09026-60916) to realize just how old- fashioned the music on that best-of is. Here, after all, the Chieftains are hob-nobbing and harmonizing with rock stars - Nanci Griffith and Roger Daltry, to be specific - and offering versions of everything from the "Chattering Magpie" reel to the Who's "Behing Blue Eyes." Amazingly, all the music sounds of a piece - there may be rock stars, but there's no pandering to the rock crowd here - in part because the Chieftains' sound is so specific and immutable, but mostly because the Irish folk scene puts greater emphasis on keeping the music alive than in preserving it as a dead tradition. That was the case in the late '60s and '70s, when Irish bands like Planxty, DeDanann and Clannad adapted the lessons of the Chieftains to the rock and roll experiments of Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span and the Band for a sound that was wholly Irish and utterly new.

And it continues to evolve.

Just listen to what the Irish group Altan squeezes into its latest album, "Harvest Storm" (Green Linnet 1117). Some tunes, like the medley of reels that open the album, are given an enthusiasticallly old-fashioned treatment; others far more exotic, like the Gaelic song "Si Do Mhaimeo I" which with its didgeridoo and throbbing percussion takes its cues as much from progressive rockers like Kate Bush as from traditional folkies. Then again, folk music ought to reflect the sound and sensibility of the folk. Why else would Luka Bloom's "The Acoustic Motorbike" (Reprise 26670) sound the way it does? Bloom's lineage is impeccable (his brother is Christy Moore, a founding member of Plaxty who is widely regarded as the Irish Bob Dylan) but his approach is anything but traditional - "The Acoustic Motorbike" tries everything from standard-issue Irish folk-rock like "You" and the title tune, to a version of L.L.Cool J's "I Need Love" - yet its audacity and unerrring musicality are perhaps its greatest strengths. Does that make it any less Irish? Certainly not. And if that kind of tradition stretching doesn't go down well with the green-beer crowd - well...most of them are only Irish one day a year, anyway.